Transportation: Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car.... - FML

By Queensland - 18/10/2014 07:20 - Australia

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

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By Camm. - 15/01/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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By spellbound - 19/12/2012 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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pisseatdick 26

Saturday 18 October 2014 19:09

Yer a wizard Harry.

cjlerch 29

Saturday 18 October 2014 19:14

Don't blame your neighbor, Draco's always been an asshole.

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devildog562 33

Saturday 18 October 2014 19:26

Hairy is a dick it seems. We shall call him Harry Dick.

Helpfulman 17

Saturday 18 October 2014 21:26

And that girl seems to go quite nuts.

KaiAdrian 11

Saturday 18 October 2014 19:28

At least he had good grammar and put a comma..?

TheDevilWearsJoe 8

Saturday 18 October 2014 19:38

Hex them. Oh you're not a wizard. Blimey... Fyl.

Sakuraashita 15

Saturday 18 October 2014 20:04

Switch windshields with him in the middle of the night... Or call the police, yeah, probably that one...

Sakuraashita 15

Saturday 18 October 2014 20:50

Before anybody else notices an comments, sorry, I just saw that it says car, for some reason I thought it said windshield before.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 19 October 2014 8:32

OP could probably just wash / scrape the paint off if it were on the windshield.

oJoy 11

Saturday 18 October 2014 20:12

yes harry,you're a wizard

AirBusDriver 23

Sunday 19 October 2014 20:37

TFF

HannibalL3cter 5

Saturday 18 October 2014 20:19

"See larry this is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!" Comes to mind. Sorry op that must suck for sure:(

AirBusDriver 23

Sunday 19 October 2014 20:39

Great line, great movie.

Saikon1357 25

Saturday 18 October 2014 20:26

You know what? Yeah. **** you Harry! Pissing off someone enough they accidentally paint "**** you Harry!" On OPs car. Whatever Harry did has inconvenienced your life OP. **** Harry.

Brandi_Faith 33

Saturday 18 October 2014 21:29

I agree that Harry probably did something to provoke the vandal. However, there's always the possibility that Harry did something unknowingly and that the vandal is crazy and took whatever he did way too personally. I mean we've all had people hate us without even knowing what we did. Either Harry did something really horrible and vandalizing his car seemed an appropriate response to that, or Harry didn't really do anything and the vandal is just a nut job; like an crazy mad ex.

Ki11erC 18

Saturday 18 October 2014 20:36

Dammit Voldemort, this isn't funny anymore.

vikky538 28

Saturday 18 October 2014 20:42

that's a bummer which can't be erased easily.

2i1337i2iscore 13

Saturday 18 October 2014 20:45

What is the world coming too when vandalism isn't even delivered to the right person? Amateurs...

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 18 October 2014 20:49

This must be a case of a 'car's mistaken identity'.

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