By xBubbles38 - 18/07/2011 15:17 - United States

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
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holagurl15 11

be careful when she steps outside—she might start to sparkle.

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xBangOut 4

Bring her in the sun and ask her to explain why she is not sparkling like a glorious homosexual!

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spidermoon 1

you are bite by a vampire, you became a vampire you are bite by a werewolf, you became a werewolf you are bite by twilight, you became a moron

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cartoonluver 10

twilight...........

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whitesox365 0

twilight isnt bashed around because it makes people feel cool, its bashed around because it is easy to do so.

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bballforward33 10

screw those dumb querass movies. I wonder how many people have jumped out of a building thinking they'll fly...

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cold_heat1321321 4

twilight is ruining the youth of the world

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brutal757_fml 0

and that's why you should never let your kids watch twilight

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