By Az - 13/06/2012 00:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 917
You deserved it 2 383

Same thing different taste

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Cousin marriage: never will understand why the hell people like it.

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katiebeeeee 0

This sounds like something my cousin would do. Eww

There r just somethings you don't keep in the family.

jessicalynnFML 2

well you couldn't be here without a little incest ;)

davide223 0

So you live in the south I assume?

sonotyourlady 1

OP here, thought I'd let you all know how its going. My brother has stepped in and tried to set the cousin straight. But sadly he doesn't seem to care that his affection is unwanted and inappropriate. But since his grandpa found out he's left me alone. This FML was one of the most awkward moments of my life. He saw that I was in town visiting my parents and he hadn't seen me in forever. He brought flowers. Which could have all been harmless and sweet until he started talking about my sexy legs, bet that I had a belly button ring, then commented how I should get one. His crazy intense eyes were constantly on me as he continued to ask me if I had a boyfriend, where my tattoos are, if I wanted to go out with him for breakfast. And he straight up told my brother that he wanted to get with me. God, I can't even explain to you his crazy creepy intensity and complete lack of social skills.

Uhmmm well then...... I live in Texas and is this is happening while I'm in San Francisco I don't think I want to go back

ImSoEffedUp 10

You sure you're not from Eastern Kentucky...?

Back in the old days it was okay to marry your second cousin

Kb0940 2

you mist live in "kin"tucky *kentucky* lmfao jkjk

taylordanielle98 1

That can be very disturbing in many different kind of ways......