Insects and Animals: Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole...

By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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By NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

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Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By Outandaway - 27/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

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LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:59

I would've flipped the **** out. Looks like you need an exterminator now.

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:08

Silly BearGrillz. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL TRAINING NOW, HUH?!

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LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:59

I would've flipped the **** out. Looks like you need an exterminator now.

stereopump 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:33

Yeah, definitely call an exterminator before they make a nest under your bed or inside your desk :P

the_walrus 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:20

Have dealt with a few nests and wasp intruders like this, works much better than any spray and cheaper than an exterminator. Equip yourself with one can of aeresol and one lighter. Use together as blow torch-their wings burn in a fraction of a second leaving them helplessly squirming on the floor. Happy hunting

dogtreat94 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:03

They wouldn't use fire in their bedroom, stupid.

mwbddh2 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:39

I agree with the walrus. Also, napalm is very easy to make, go ahead and make some napalm and just ignite those mothers to kingdom come!!!!!

WeAreAllF_ed 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 8:18

sounds like another FML coming... house burnt to the ground in an attempt to exterminate wasps.

Bilbotitface 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 2:02

just thought id let u know ur comment made me laff mor than the fml

skitzoyd 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:24

haha

linx468 8

Monday 2 August 2010 10:33

Aerosol Can + Lighter = Home-made flamethrower = WIN

JurassicHole 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:14

I don't understand why OP didnt just fill the hole with something.

alliewillie 22

Monday 26 March 2012 4:18

"what I didn't know is that when you spray wasps they go in the other direction." Really? Do most creatures not move away from harmful things? Do you run toward poison? YDI.

cahreesti 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:00

Haha shitttt. Goodluck with that

fed_life 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:51

BHAHAHAHHAAHAA that is hilarious.. funny as :)... FML :P good luck..

SoccerForTheWin 5

Monday 2 January 2012 5:11

Your retarded why wouldn't that have made sense? If someone sprayed something at you and there was an open entrance the other direction you wouldn't go directly towards the spray.....

beserker81 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 23:02

Me would be like "**** it, **** that" *burns down house*

niemann2006 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:00

i clicked both ydi and fyl. ya, that sucks. but, you should have known!!!

KarelPhoenix 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:00

Should've sprayed the other way? Whats done is done. I'm sorry. D:

Obfuscation 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:02

get a self releasing can. The ones like roach bombs. Chuck it in like a grenade and close your door. Problem solved.

Illumi113 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:24

would you want to even OPEN that door in the first place? I wouldn't. Besides, if there's a single air duct, or even an outlet, you can bet they'll be in the ventilation and the air ducts. Whatever you do, do NOT use your AC or heater. Go to a motel, and stay there while you have your house fumigated.

lovely997 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:02

Sounds messy

Ozmat 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:03

Smart one......................................... If you use spray aren't they deaddying?

Illumi113 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:27

Not necessarily. A single spray does not kill a whole bunch of wasps instantly. The ones in his room probably just got a tiny whiff of the gas before they hightailed it out of there... and into his room.

somethingawesome 9

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:03

Maybe you could move..........?

lrb081 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:04

that's why they make foam that instantly suffocates them all in one big sweep. try it.

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:08

Silly BearGrillz. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL TRAINING NOW, HUH?!

dcstream 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:12

The real Bear Grylls would have used his wrecking-ball testicles to demolish the entire house, killing the colony. He would have then built a sweet mansion made out of sticks and mud, then realise he's a millionaire and go home to **** his hot wife repeatedly. In the butt. The Bear way. Edit: The Discovery channel would probably pay him to drink his piss on camera too.