Work: Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night...

By uwbeautyqueen12 - 01/03/2010 19:15 - United States

Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

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Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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UKfan97 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

its called makeup

kiwibabe021 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:09

no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)

Comments

fisheatsbear 6

Monday 1 March 2010 23:18

now your sure that the blue is from the copper?? could be blueberries or something else

yourlifesfucked 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:39

or maybe sh got a facial from a smurf? gotta think outside the box. (giggity)

janit88 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:19

makeup!!

Tamara2011 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:22

Coverup, or you can tell everyone you were trying to be a wrestler and got punched... alot :) lol that does suck though......

slothlover66 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:56

Lol punched by what?? Babies?? pennies are way smaller than a fist.

xterprit 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:22

YLS because you get pennies as tips. unless you're really that bad in which case YDI.

iamtwiggyme 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 8:49

I agree. Pennies as tips sucks even if there's a tip jar.

tristan1001 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:26

where the **** did my comment go? WTF?

MrsUchiha 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:28

Yeah, mine disappear too..

mariahrawks 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:27

Cover up, photoshop, or lemon juice. I've heard orange juice, maybe.

deathcab7 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:51

yeah i said lemon juice earlier, but my comment dissapeard. it workss though! the lemon juice that is!

ghostwitch1863 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:32

who gets pennies for tips? and why would you bother counting them?

CharleneW 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:43

Maybe they work somewhere with a tip jar? Any time I see a tip jar somewhere like a coffee shop or whatever, I usually throw whatever change I get back into the dish.

judetheobvious 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:33

work harder, get moar silver tips, problem solved. YDI for being slack

underpaid011 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:34

what cheap bastard leaves pennies with a tip? I do not even like to leave silver! I tend to tip in $1 increases.

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 1 March 2010 23:38

Jeez, did none of you think they may work somewhere like an ice cream shop? They could have an hourly pay, but also have a tip jar where people just drop what they get when their money is broken. Think outside the box.