Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML
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UKfan97 0
its called makeup
kiwibabe021 0
no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)
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fisheatsbear 6
now your sure that the blue is from the copper?? could be blueberries or something else
yourlifesfucked 0
or maybe sh got a facial from a smurf? gotta think outside the box. (giggity)
janit88 0
makeup!!
Tamara2011 0
Coverup, or you can tell everyone you were trying to be a wrestler and got punched... alot :) lol that does suck though......
slothlover66 0
Lol punched by what?? Babies?? pennies are way smaller than a fist.
xterprit 0
YLS because you get pennies as tips. unless you're really that bad in which case YDI.
iamtwiggyme 0
I agree. Pennies as tips sucks even if there's a tip jar.
tristan1001 0
where the **** did my comment go? WTF?
MrsUchiha 0
Yeah, mine disappear too..
mariahrawks 0
Cover up, photoshop, or lemon juice. I've heard orange juice, maybe.
deathcab7 0
yeah i said lemon juice earlier, but my comment dissapeard. it workss though! the lemon juice that is!
ghostwitch1863 0
who gets pennies for tips? and why would you bother counting them?
CharleneW 0
Maybe they work somewhere with a tip jar? Any time I see a tip jar somewhere like a coffee shop or whatever, I usually throw whatever change I get back into the dish.
judetheobvious 0
work harder, get moar silver tips, problem solved. YDI for being slack
underpaid011 0
what cheap bastard leaves pennies with a tip? I do not even like to leave silver! I tend to tip in $1 increases.
Intoxicunt 6
Jeez, did none of you think they may work somewhere like an ice cream shop? They could have an hourly pay, but also have a tip jar where people just drop what they get when their money is broken. Think outside the box.
ndiesal 0
Yeah, I leave change all the time as tip if I pay with cash.
eatmexcupcakes 0
u should have used some makeup whether ur a girl or guy
PaulInTheSky_fml 0
Chemistry win.