Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML
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UKfan97 0
its called makeup
kiwibabe021 0
no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)
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Comments (139)
ohhoho 2
Why is everyone so surprised he got tipped in "pennies"? When you pay your bill in cash, you pay in a bill and the change that comes back, you take the money accordingly and leave the tip... which includes pennies sometimes. I don't know any diner who takes the pennies...
perdix 31
Because leaving pennies is an insult. Sometimes when waiters and waitresses get stiffed they think the diners "forgot" to tip them, or someone stole it. When they get pennies, it's a big "**** you!"
Your_Dad 0
This is irrelevant, but I read that as "the penises stuck to my face". I think that version is funnier.
FYLDeep 26
That's what your dad said
lilyanx3 0
it's called foundation, pal.
JayyAmazingg 0
That sucks big time D:
sk826 0
that is hillarious
Bellak23 0
wow..
goldcrome 0
just say you were trying to be an avatar that didn't work out so good. they should understand lol
OneHottBaby 1
ya knoww the drill as everyone has been stating..:P but FYL!
cmac86 24
Photoshop works wonders. and yes, the photog will use it, or he's not very reputable.
strandedinalimo 0
Most schools use photoshop and stuff to clear up your acne, so I'm sure it works for blue copper stains as well.