By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - 05/01/2014 20:39 - United Kingdom - Falmouth

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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GhostChickens 17

Why would your first instinct be to rip them off? Melt the wax, wash the wax away, whatever. Don't rip your eyebrows off, ouch! I feel sorry for you, dude, but you made a big mistake.

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Wizardo 33

no cluckity McCluck cluck?

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hazardmuffin 21

Even if you didn't know that wax strips can be gotten off without ripping them, why wouldn't your first inclination be to try and find out if you could before tearing out your eyebrows? Try a little common sense next time.

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Ghostcaptain 6

No one else notice this yet? "by I will find you and I will ******* **** y" OP wants to rage-incest. Unless there's a lot more to that sentence.

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Nyx_fml 23

I would say it's "I will find you and I will ******* **** you up", but uhm... I guess it could be rage-incest as well. *looks away*

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Ghostcaptain 6

"I will find you and I will ******* **** your homemade birdhouse up." Was the other one that came to mind.

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rocker_chick105 31

I feel like Noor is referring to OP's weird name. Maybe I'm wrong.

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ashliilynise 11

Instead of ripping the strips off, why didn't you just use baby oil to get the wax to break down? It would have saved your brows.

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foxy_grampa 19

Maybe they were trying to tell you something

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