Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML
Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
Today, it's been four straight nights of terrible nightmares. I’m afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed, "I love you." After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back, and said, "What kind of gun was it?" FML
Today, I dreamt of my mom. She came over to me, and said, "Hey, I'm alright, the doctors were wrong." My mom died 4 months ago due to Covid-19 complications, and waking up shouldn't be so painful. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, I woke up from a vivid dream in which I murdered my entire family. It took 20 minutes after waking up, drenched in sweat and tears, to realize I'm not a murderer and my life is OK. This dream is recurring. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You ought to shoot her in self-defense. If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.
HortonThelephant 15
Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.
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Comments (86)
BananerzFresh 12
Time to sleep with one eye open.
blackvyper 8
Two words: body armor.
yrue82 7
Dreams/Nightmares can tell you a lot!
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Look up reoccurring dreams and dream meanings.
Nyo84 8
Hide and seek wasn't playing in the background, right? ...I apologize for that. Just popped in my head and wouldn't come out.
Silentcrafter11 13
I remember a lot of my dreams would end with me suffocating. I later developed asthma.
ppjmjb 2
I've heard that dreams are your brain sorting through the events that have happened that day. Like when you see people you don't know they are people you saw that day.
weirder_than_you 11
Be scared... Very scared...
Smoxxii 17
Check for a gun under her mattress ... QUICKLY! Before its too late!! Don't make her angry for a while...
whyuacactus 4
sleep with your eyes open ~