Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML
Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
Today, it's been four straight nights of terrible nightmares. I’m afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed, "I love you." After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back, and said, "What kind of gun was it?" FML
Today, I dreamt of my mom. She came over to me, and said, "Hey, I'm alright, the doctors were wrong." My mom died 4 months ago due to Covid-19 complications, and waking up shouldn't be so painful. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, I woke up from a vivid dream in which I murdered my entire family. It took 20 minutes after waking up, drenched in sweat and tears, to realize I'm not a murderer and my life is OK. This dream is recurring. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
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perdix 31
You ought to shoot her in self-defense. If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.
HortonThelephant 15
Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.
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Comments (86)
delaneyluke 5
Don't worry, dreams do not come true .... but it might be your sub conscious telling u that you're scared of yr mum for some reason
Mythio 5
Looks like you have daddy issues...
CharresBarkrey 16
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Zebediabolical 45
You should shoot her in the back four times in pre-emptive self defense.
zombieladi 14
did you do something to piss your mom off lately? could be a guilty concious...
rhysfucker 24
Is that like a guilty couscous?
zombieladi 14
not that I'm aware of...lol
SuzeDee 9
Dreams are symbolic of feelings we have that need sorting out. You could be feeling like you can't trust someone close to you. Or perhaps that you are being persecuted unfairly.
a_frogg 9
I've had that dream before & I woke up sweating. Just talk to your mom about it
kill19 12
Better shot than stabbed. At least you won't feel it for long.
NewYorkMexPR 14
Wear a bullet proof vest at all times. Problem solved
chanellgymnast 17
Reoccurring nightmares are never good...
RedPillSucks 33
your mom clicked YDI