Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
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Anon17564 3
I think being drugged and raped is a bit too much for just FML... Go to the ******* police.
Zwische 13
....the ****?
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Comments (287)
kims0706 10
Tell her you're gay!!
FRSH12PRNCE 2
Dude I know EXACTLY how you feel!
LilSista1394 6
Sounds like the living embodiment of the overly attached girlfriend .. But you could def report it
lzmo 20
Dem Feels
annakpok 7
overly attatched girlfriend xD
thatguynow 13
(Internal screaming)
fantasyworld 39
She drugged and raped you. You need to go to the police.
mermaidgirl5413 10
Oh god run. Just keep running.
WhackTheJackal 22
We need a update on this, oh god please OP.
thatcoolguy123 14
this is extremely late you all can ignore but i just wanna say: THIS IS the most random shit i've ever read on this site while scrolling through Random FMLs. there's a 98% chance this will never happen but if possible (lol) could you please come back on this site and tell us what happened? this person just got herself pregnant through someone who didn't even want to be with her and i just fear for you even after 5 1/2 years, OP.