A tale as old as time

By GirlRepelant - 25/10/2021 20:00

Spicy
Today, I’ve been single and lonely for so long, I looked up if it’s possible to marry your hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 749
You deserved it 526

Same thing different taste

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Get in physical and mental shape, be at your best and put yourself out there

Well... You are pretty much already in a "till death do us part" relationship with it... (unless you are reckless around a table saw)

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Get in physical and mental shape, be at your best and put yourself out there

Well... You are pretty much already in a "till death do us part" relationship with it... (unless you are reckless around a table saw)

If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it.

Probably solvable, if you can increase your attractiveness rating it's broken how powerful that stat is in the dating world.