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kimbo - 25/10/2010 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

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Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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Mom gets some

not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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SAM - 05/08/2018 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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Anonymous - 06/06/2011 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

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weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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Christmas pictures

- 20/12/2019 18:00

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, wearing just a Santa hat. FML

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Spectacle

chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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I can't unsee it

meikd423 - 10/09/2010 16:36 - France

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

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Cute but… TMI

heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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WTFKuro 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:06

Yeah, I'd hate to see pictures of my mother with goggles on too.

perdix 29

Monday 25 October 2010 16:24

She probably got your camera wet -- one way or another.

kels_409 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:45

haha yeah thats definately blackmail material. Idk i'd have to give some credit atleast she isnt uptight.

fruitytuty123 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:16

oh damn that sux

vieyraera 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:54

kill yourself

tiaisabella 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:56

Facebook it and tag her... and you could blow one up and give it to your dad for Christmas...just a suggestion.

myWiLLyhurts 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:18

if this was a Facebook comment I wood like it

luvzit 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:36

lol your mums wicked!!

wtfsnickers 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:46

carma

dazzlingstar1987 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 7:12

hahaha! that's ******* great

Professor59 2

Wednesday 3 November 2010 23:03

Definitely upload them somewhere and send her the link. And copy her friends. And Dad's lawyer.

Denny1 15

Saturday 22 December 2012 0:46

I like your mom

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