Intimacy: Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate.... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

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Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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Caught wet-handed

By Anonymous - 23/10/2015 20:10 - Canada - Fredericton

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Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

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By YES I MEAN *EX* GIRLFRIEND - 17/08/2015 20:14 - Canada

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Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

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Late bloomer

By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

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Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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paijus 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:33

Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

Roxxxxay 13

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:34

I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!

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hermafadeer 5

Thursday 29 November 2012 22:57

Friend-"this isn't what it looks like" Op-" so what? You just slipped and fell in?"

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 11 September 2013 15:34

did you light the place on fire and walk away?

WhackTheJackal 22

Tuesday 28 October 2014 1:18

I hope you ******* eat his vocal cords.

HollyPolly 19

Saturday 21 March 2015 22:12

No loss for you, that's for sure!!

iberomanaround 7

Tuesday 23 February 2016 18:48

**** 'em.

sam_teddy 2

Saturday 23 July 2016 9:43

I'm so sorry for you, OP! Don't be too sad, there are tons of better people out there!

J15237 25

Saturday 20 June 2020 19:09

You mean inside your ex girlfriend. I hope that you didn't stay in communication with those people.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching TV when an infomercial for "Male enhancement" came on. As I grabbed my phone, my girlfriend said, "Oh honey, don't buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

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Today, like every day, my baby mama is bashing me on social media for not wanting to be involved with my kid's life. What she conveniently leaves out is she got my used rubber out of the trash to impregnate herself because she thought I would leave her soon. I already pay child support, so why can't she just leave me alone? FML

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Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

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Today, my son brought home a girlfriend who actually talks like Vicky Pollard from Little Britain. I simply couldn’t take her seriously, or even understand what she was talking about. This has to be a prank. In fact, it better be because it’s not funny. My son's an idiot. FML

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Today, I learned why my ex dumped me. Her current boyfriend asked her out every single day for a year and a half on Facebook. She figured that if he was that committed, he must really like her. She didn't even meet him until right before she dumped me. They knew nothing almost about each other when they hooked up. FML

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Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML

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