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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

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Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

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Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

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Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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Seeing the sights

By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

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Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

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Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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Way too public

By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

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Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Monday 2 February 2015 13:16

What the actual ****?

EverestMelting 23

Monday 2 February 2015 14:11

*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.

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wingL 11

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:53

... why were you watching? the entire time too...?

sickmyduckplz 2

Thursday 5 February 2015 20:20

The scary part would be if you then went for lunch and found the same guy waiting on your table.

EclipseCandy6 24

Friday 6 February 2015 1:21

How long were watching..

RockLondon 3

Friday 6 February 2015 6:44

Why were you watching him in the first place?

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 4:18

it would be worse if you recognised him as your boss. and guy friends tell me this happens A LOT. though usually its in cubicles and not into the urinal.

mykeenblade 7

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:01

...and out of all the comments, nobody mentions the fart. Just wanted to point that out.

Jdlove2 20

Tuesday 10 February 2015 15:17

Human evolution

jkasian48 15

Monday 9 March 2015 4:23

Why were you looking

thatonetribute 31

Monday 13 April 2015 15:33

I'm glad I'm not a dude.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 16 July 2015 6:06

Thanks for putting that image in my head. Now I'm staying away from public bathrooms.

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Today, I caught my 12 year-old seconds away from dripping bleach in his eye. Apparently “someone online” told him it scars the pupil red permanently, like a devil's eye, and he believed them. I’m shutting off the internet permanently, I can't handle his level of stupidity anymore. FML

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Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML

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