Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, my boss told me that we're having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added, "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
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Top comments
collegedream121 8
I think you took fashionably late too far...
wastedpenguin 14
That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op
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Comments (49)
CaptainMulligan 7
I hope you're not in charge of making schedules or planning meetings.
sexyboi1985 27
Where the f*** were u yesterday?
swiftslayer 12
seems like your boss does not like your presence
Sonii008 19
I'm under the impression that I've read this before on the site... oO Maybe it's just me.
glabberfasted 16
I just did a search, there's a few similar, but not exact.
jaquie0812 13
I said the same thing so I searched through a little and found a lot that are similar but not the exact same.
horse_chick14 6
Sucks to suck
Goblin182 27
You were at work the day of the big party and never once overheard any conversations at all about the event? No one mentioned anything about it in a conversation with you? YDI
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Nothing said that OP was at work the day before. it may have been her day off, and she returned to work expecting the party that night. Especially in offices that run 7 days a week, it's often that people have their scheduled "weekend" during the week. big office parties are generally held on a Friday or Saturday night. if the OP was off on Friday but had to work Saturday, it would be reasonable for her to mix up the day and not be reminded.
incredared89 2
That blows man! Maybe usevthe calender on your phone with alerts from now on
SideOfTheAngels 23
Maybe you should pay more attention. Honestly? You deserve it.
r0cks0 6
Did you call out sick the day before? If so YDI