Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
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Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, my boss told me that we're having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added, "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
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Top comments
collegedream121 8
I think you took fashionably late too far...
wastedpenguin 14
That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op
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Comments (49)
worldclassrager 41
Well good appearance is a virtue
katertott 44
That sucks. Someone once said that to me, but they were trying to trick me into not attending the party which was scheduled for later that day.
christoph06 10
That comment is even a bigger FML than the original
glabberfasted 16
Ahh, reminds me of The Office where Jim convinces Dwight that it's Friday when it's really Thursday, and he shows up late the next day.
foxwasalamb 24
i mix up my days all the time
korscrib 9
Ouch! Calendar, OP!
OSJake 6
Repost.
jaquie0812 13
I feel like I've read this before in the random section. But yeah that is bad. There's always the next party.
stupidface15 16
problems like this would never happen if people ate more vitamin B
ohSNAPyall 27
Brought to you by Centrum.
Axel5238 29
Actually, this is a good thing you don't want to be known as the guy that makes a fool of himself at a party especially work related. That stuff gets talked about for months and could screw up chances of a promotion.
askullnamedbilly 33
No sympathies here, you should've checked your calendar.
LennyComa 39
Shit happens. Worse case scenario of missing a party you have to hear second hand accounts of guys making a fool of them selves and who copped with who, hangover free