Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
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Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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Jimster1712 0
Thats what you get for messing with the guy who created you as a result of his ******.
no_clue_4_u 4
All the best stories start with "I went to Wal-Mart".
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Comments (107)
kkatzlove 10
It's not bullying it's called messing around. My dad does the same thing to me you don't kick them hard it's just a tap.
Hisfav1 6
Hahahahaha
bubo_fml 11
Nut shot next time...
hoonyer 17
the clapping was directed at you op, for your amazing accomplishment ;)
seferius 3
I feel your pain. I made fun of my Dad balding... Now I'm bald.
Amilli97 9
Sounds like something that I would do... I feel your pain. Haha
accursedangel201 0
I LOVE WALMART!!!!!!
leadman1989 16
Ninja dad FTW. He really had you thinking it was an "accident". Lol
lexiemae97 9
Never be embarrassed in WallyWorld. There is always someone dumber than you.
Rah88 0
That's hilarious!