Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML
Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML
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lazytown 0
Shouldn't have ate something that someone who was in an institution made.
daydreamstar 7
c is for cookie, but k is for kooky XD sorry but yeah a little listerine, youll be fun. crayola is non toxic......
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Comments (85)
deweyd8855 3
Crayola in icing, WTF? Send her back, she's apparently still nuts.
luckygal28 0
thank god for non toxic crayola :)
Jessi_Rose96 0
Send. Her. Back.
Tamara2011 0
haha wow yup i can see why she was there in the first place your fault you thought they were greatt cookies grandma :) i bet if you told her they were gross that she would cut you :)
mina_8 0
Don't worry, Crayola markers are non-toxic (:
TheLetterZero 7
Yeah, send her back! Get a replacement aunt!
ditzykayla 0
haha. don't worry I have a crazy aunt as well....she tried making macaroni in a coffee pot...and always told me how the little leprechauns running around her house would still my keys. And that if you walked out the back door you would fall forever.
JukeboxBunny 0
Why were your keys moving?
Anne553 0
you need to ask permission before you start eating other people's food. it's disrespectful XD
blastvortex 4
Indeed. Ask first, OP. YDI.
Luckster 0
At least Crayola Markers are non-toxic.....right?