By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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hungarian93 0

why wuld u ground them. then let them play more? makes no sense. bad parenting. ydi

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angel55033 12

who'd want to tell you and ruin everyones free entertainment lol

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Peytonlikesme 0

Same happend 2 me!!!

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sappel 4

what I'd like to know is what water park is open in fall almost winter?.... in Colorado??

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thejacl 0

43- then you're just the right person to ask... do you have in door waterpark(s)?

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crowbar87 0

I have heard of indoor pools but not water parks that's kind of cool

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adsc04 0

yes there is indoor waterparks, in minnesota there is at least so why wouldn't they have them in Colorado.. if not maybe they were on vacation

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crowbar87 0

yea I live in Utah and all we have are pools some states are cooler then others the bitchy Mormons probably think it is a sin lol

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nature_girl_08 14

the Great Wolf Lodge happens to be an indoor water park, and a heated one at that. So it's entirely possible, though i agree with the confusion of why she would go to a water park in fall/winter in Colorado. OP, i have to say this is rather funny. though i'm sorry you had to be so embarrassed, you should always do a "boob check" when at a waterpark wearing a bikini. however, you probably should have left if you were trying to ground your kids. telling them they're going to be punished, then letting them play is sending mixed signals. if you really wanted to let them enjoy it, you may have wanted to wait until you got home to ground them. though i'm not a parent, so maybe that's just how you do it :)

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sallen0046 4

That's why you don't wear a bikini or a strapless suit to a water park. It's not the responsibility of your children to maintain coverage of your breasts. Dress appropriately and pay more attention.

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yusaku02 20

>Mother >Bikini Time to grow up.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

If you've got a nice body, flaunt it.

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funzcpl 0

I'm a mom, wear bikinis, AND I'm grown. now, if it was a thong bikini then, yes i would say the same thing

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CheshireKattt 0

how did u nit notice ur boobage falling out

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I can never understand how someone can have their top completely expose their breasts and not notice.

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DocBastard 38

Nerds, I agree. If my junk started flailing around, I'd sure as hell notice. Maybe unfettered boobs feel different than a free-floating sausage link.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#51 Exactly! It seems like it would be quite obvious. To me, it would feel quite noticeable if my boobs were suddenly wandering wild and free.

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generalasskicker 12

wouldn't you notice something like a draft as well praticuarly if they are wet

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I've gone surfing quite a few times, a few times without a rashguard. Sometimes it's hard to tell when your bikini top falls down, especially in water, since your whole body is covered in water, and you can't feel a draft.

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Ammontou 0

When there's a LOT of water rushing around, you don't realize it until it's too late. Too much sensation. But still, a bikini that fits shouldn't let your boobs fall out.

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