Health: Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and...

By LXA429 - 12/03/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

By Anonymous - 14/06/2018 20:30

Today, after showering and moisturising, I turned my fan on to max blast. I got covered in clumps of dust, which I had to take another shower to remove. FML

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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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Smells like teen spirit of America

By Clogged Nose - 19/03/2020 02:32

Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 00:56 - Canada - Concord

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By Crispy - 21/06/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML

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YLS 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

Enjoy your melanoma, it'll make sweaty feet the least of your worries.

Eddie_Paints 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:20

YDI for the fake bake!

Comments

ColdGold 6

Friday 12 March 2010 15:49

Scrub you feet. Clean feet are healthy feet (most of the time). Eat some vegetables.

JBigDaddy 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:04

you ever seen final destination 3?

sajison 1

Friday 12 March 2010 16:23

hahah u think so? ur way wring. 1 time in a tanning bed increases ur chance of cancer by 75%. it's why many ppl are trying to make it illegal.

Monikabug 9

Friday 12 March 2010 16:25

OP, next time lay the other way. You will stay a lot cooler if the fan is actually blowing on your face. However, your life is not ruined because you smelled your stinky feet, so I am going to have to say YDI.

ryguy997 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:37

#44 YDI=you deserved it, not your life is ok.

heypeoplezzz 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:04

It's not really an FML but it's funny and I like 'funnies'. ^_^

13__Loki__13 1

Friday 12 March 2010 17:04

It's called soap and it's not even expensive. Wash those Hobit feet of yours

sheeshFEL 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:05

YDI for nott having clean feet? sweaty or not , if your washing them daily and wearing clean socks, your feet shouldnt smell all that bad. even after working out at the gym my feet dont smell.

Intellectualist 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:08

not true, I clean my feet in an OCD like manner, morning noon and night (3 times a day, without fail) and I can still get smelly feet sometimes. Feet just do that for some people.