Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
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Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Not quite sure how people vote that she deserved this....
Pleonasm 36
How to make a bad period of your life even worse.
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Comments (108)
HawaiiDawg 4
So many red seas' to be parted today.
Sakaea 22
Cashiers should not comment on purchases at all, I would report him for that, especially since he obviously offended you. Sorry OP :(
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
I dont think that this is that bad, i think that op needs to have a sense of humor
wvcheesehead1 9
Next time you buy plugs, maybe be a little more liberal with the make-up. unless the feminine products were cookware
Inciter 33
That's just rude. I don't understand why cashiers have to comment on personal products.
lifeisgood_03 8
how rude!
ragini95 16
Maybe he just hadn't slept for a long time and had been working a lot and barely bothered to look at you? Sorry OP.
simonepedretti 7
Aw I'm sorry:( that's mean
stonedfishies 10
I don't know why some cashiers make comments on what people buy. Just ring them up and let them go on their merry way.
klutz44 28
I don't get it...