Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how...

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 008

You deserved it 158 366

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By Anonyme - 25/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my local grocery store in sweatpants and slippers to pick up some hangover food, thinking I wouldn’t run into anyone I know. I ran into my ex, her new partner, and his parents… twice. FML

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You deserved it 310

People disprove

By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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You deserved it 138

All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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You deserved it 2 045

By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 636

You deserved it 14 102

By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 989

You deserved it 9 649

Fashion police

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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You deserved it 6 063

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 829

You deserved it 2 561

Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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You deserved it 536

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 683

You deserved it 272

thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:44

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

unknown_shooter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:42

LOVE that shirt!

Comments

xstaticdelta 6

Monday 25 May 2009 2:08

I want that shirt YDI btw for wearing it in public. I could've understood if it were at home though

darkblue_13 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:09

haha that's hilarious. but you do totally deserve it- you have to think about who you might see in public.

lifsukssumtimes 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:09

why do they sell shirts like that?

moonlight_daze 8

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:13

Because people buy them.

Silent_Harmony 3

Monday 25 May 2009 2:09

WIN Hahaha Great shirt man! I have a few I shouldnt wear in pubic either! " Overworked and Underfucked" ( boss loves it )

SHADOW_2PLAY 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:09

i can only say HIGH FIVE DUDE !!!

Always4tehlolz 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:10

There should be a shirt that just says "YDI" on it, so they can pop out at the right moments when idiots like OP where shirts like that in public

GDinNJ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:10

#19 that's a very optimistic opinion you've got there, assuming that the parents would even consider laughing at the idea of their daughter having sex with her boyfriend. And since the OP ran into the parents at the local store, chances are she still lives with them. Meaning the parents just had to consider their high school (or younger) daughter having sex. Ever seen those overly protective fathers on TV or in movies? Yeah, they actually exist. So this whole set up, really not going to score the OP any points with his gf's family, tbh. OP: Judging from your screenname (helloitsbrian6969) #36 is right, you sound like a complete tool. And wearing a shirt like that in public is just destined to be an epic fail. You deserved it. On another note, this was immediately added to my favorites.