Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After...

By Bellucy27 - 27/10/2010 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After dodging cones in the parking lot, and trying to open several doors while employees looked on, I checked the sign, which said "24 hours." I then realized is stated that the grand opening is tomorrow. I'm now sitting in my apartment shivering. FML

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By Anonymous Unknown - 15/02/2022 02:00

Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML

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By OpenSesame - 09/05/2020 05:00

Today, at Walmart, I unknowingly chose the only non-automatic door to exit through. I stood in front of the door looking for the motion sensor while the greeters laughed at me for at least half a minute before I saw the "PUSH" sticker. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML

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By Frozen - 10/03/2014 14:23 - United States

Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML

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By Paul Rushing - 19/03/2020 15:00

Today, at the supermarket where I work, we had at least 40 people waiting outside for us to open our doors at 7:00 a.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart to purchase a pregnancy test. I chose my checkout line carefully, to make sure I didn't see anyone I knew. After choosing one, I realized it was 4 o'clock on the dot. Shift change. My mom's best friend took over the shift just as I reached the checkout. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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By ohno. - 19/08/2009 08:44 - Canada

Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML

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friday170 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:18

go to another store like target or something

cono1717 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:13

think of the fun you'll have tomorrow though

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iheartglasses 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:57

#33, My thought exactly. Unless the old Walmart wasn't a Super one. Those crappy plain ones aren't 24 hours

rubberbullets 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:24

screw walmart and their monopoly on portable heaters.....wait...

blakester198 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:54

do u live near smokey point? cus there is a walmart opening well I guess now today there. just thought it was interesting

Evan2297 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:09

if u dress diferently they might not remember you.

Blacksmokehick 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:46

there are more stores then just walmart, try fleet farm or home depot

dazzlingstar1987 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:32

there's like a million other places that sell space heaters... lowes home depot even cvs

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:12

In the winter, I put a down comforter on my bed (encased in an allergy cover since I'm allergic to down feathers). It is super warm and I recommend getting one. The allergy cover does work too, I don't have any symptoms.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:16

Why so many wal mart haters? Yes, there are alot of weirdos that frequent the place, but it is pretty convenient to shop there. Especially if you're busy and don't have the time to stop by several stores to get the things you need.