Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After...

By Bellucy27 - 27/10/2010 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After dodging cones in the parking lot, and trying to open several doors while employees looked on, I checked the sign, which said "24 hours." I then realized is stated that the grand opening is tomorrow. I'm now sitting in my apartment shivering. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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By ohno. - 19/08/2009 08:44 - Canada

Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML

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friday170 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:18

go to another store like target or something

cono1717 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:13

think of the fun you'll have tomorrow though

Comments

jazziloveberryy 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:24

It's funny how the employees didn't say anything. They were probably laughing at you. :P

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:53

which is funny because they're the ones working at Walmart

bman134 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:59

but at least they are warm

cheapluxury 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:24

As long as you don't trample a guard for your heater...

TinyDude 10

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:24

Get some blankets or burn them ;D

BIGshooter 2

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:25

is that the new walmart in smokeypoint Washington?

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:26

Elixa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:26

you should just ********** that will warm you up;)

rosemary1990 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:35

put a ******* shirt on n stop begging for attention bitch

Elixa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:45

ewww get a ******* nose job, and stop burning my eyes, bitch!

FMLollie 7

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:25

least the picture isn't exposing where as no one really wants to see an image of your boobs why would you take one anyway could you get any more self obsessed?

sevans 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:25

wow was all this necessary (the comments idgaf about the pic)

sevans 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:27

was all this necessary (the comments idgaf about the pic)

Elixa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:14

sevens, no it's nesassary, but girls love to hate me, as you can clearly see. So that's fine with me. Hate me all you want.

Elixa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:20

*not

HamsteronA 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:51

I'm male, and agree with rosemary. Stop being either A. A self obsessed slit B. A bored 14 year old boy who's decided to take a picture off the internet and pretend to be female, or C. A 50 year old dude, who's really horny and wanks twice a day. Also pretends to be female on the internet.

Elixa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:14

See, my male hate fan club isn't as big, mostley pizza face nerds, who realize they will never be able to even have a chance with the hotness that is me. So they go to the darkside and ********** thier way into enrtity, all whilst looking at my picture.