Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML
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Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
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Top comments
mccuish 25
There is nothing wrong with a dude wearing women’s shoes. I’m 28 and I have to shop in the kids section for my shoes. My brother who is 26 has to shop in the women’s section for shoes since his feet are too big for kids, but too small for men’s.
Nhayaa 21
That's funny how women don't care having "men" stuff but men don't stand it the other way. Get over your manhood, nobody gives a sh*t if it's for men or women as long as you like it. The only thing is you propably paid more for it since brands sell women stuff at a higher price... (you know, like rasorblades, they do the same job but it's pink! so it's more expensive.)
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Comments (17)
AmbrosiaFan 19
So wear them. F what anyone else thinks.
Stan_The_Man 7
Hell who cares. If you like them and they fit, friggin rock em.
cathugger 21
Yesterday, I saw 4 guys sporting 15cm heels better than I (a female) ever will. If they can pull this off, you totally got this!
cenzo è_é 8
guy, girls shoes and boys shoes are basically the same, so don't worry
shannon2348 14
And???? If you like them what's the problem? ydi