About Ughlifesuck
Hi! I'm just a regular teenager from Canada ! I love pizza rolls and Kraft dinner !!! kinda in love with my BFF Kedan and yeah he's a DUDE! NO FUCKS GIVEN . I love Pokemon and Mario ! and BTW ikwydls . "I love when you down on it ! (yeah) spin around and ride on it! (yeah)" that's a song bout my bike :). birth place (at least that what my passport says... but I'm not really sure bout it....) : CA,USA idk why but ppl use to call me Ariel , that's not my real name ! my real name is @#*@ wanna hear a joke ? butt suck it :) I love his sweet smile. (: brakeups are such a sad thing... for example today I broke up with my PIZZA. well... I'm not pregnant :D "Can you seat on me ?" - Kedan "Can u move ? a piece of shit . " - My brother "PIZZZZZZZZZZA HUT" - Me "I'll catch a grenade for ya!" - Bruno Mars "Focus on me!" - Ariana Grande
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Ughlifesuck's favorite FMLs
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