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By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

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By iamnotuseless - 10/12/2010 11:37

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

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By sorryidontlookthatfeminine - 14/03/2023 07:00 - United States - Washington

Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML

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By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By bitchsawmebuyit - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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nataliebear 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:25

yeast infections are relaly common. so don't even fret about it. he's an ass for being disgusted like that.. i mean 75% of women will get it once in their lifetime, so most likely one of the girls he'll be dating will get it. honestly it's just a bacterial infection.. it's not like you can't cure it. hope it heals fast. a few of my friends had it and they said it sucked. so feel better.

synacious 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:32

...except that's not the way people really get yeast infections. Yeast infections can even result from taking strong antibiotics. It's always fun to read comments from people who are either very uneducated or too young to know anything about sex.

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IreadFMLnaked 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:40

Why do you even care? It's a security guard, not a guy with a succesful career who actually has relationship potential.

shnibz101 0

Monday 6 July 2009 14:23

?????????????????????????????? WTF kind of security gaurs says you look nice wile they are duty and WTF happened next

waterynuggets 0

Monday 6 July 2009 14:29

Oh, okay. Boo hoo.

infidelboy 0

Monday 6 July 2009 14:43

you shoulda been like 'bake you some bread baby'

bethechange_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 15:42

COMPLAIN

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:12

It's really not a problem

mattmalin11 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:21

Apple Cider Vinegar works well for yeast infections i heard. Next time buy that so people don't have to know ///-/M☻tt

plexico 3

Monday 6 July 2009 19:55

Tell him to wear a condom and listen to the song "Candida!"

lordhelmet 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:12

Yeast infections can occur in all sorts of places in both men and women. Wikipedia says "In immunocompetent persons, candidiasis is usually a very localized infection of the skin or mucosal membranes, including the oral cavity (thrush), the pharynx or esophagus, the gastrointestinal tract, the urinary bladder, or the genitalia (******, penis).[1]" Notice she did not say "vaginitis." That security guard could have had an infection himself, and was just grimacing at the thought of it.

alijacket 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:32

Ah, men... so perfect and understanding. I've never had a YI myself, but at least I'm not ignorant enough to believe it can be caused by being gross/unhygenic. I feel for the poor woman that gets stuck with his ass.