Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
What an asshole of a doctor if you ask me!
FailBear920 19
You should have told him "It ain't easy being cheesy."
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Comments (116)
buckdharma 38
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
jw90 18
I'd report him if I were you OP. that's gotta be against regulations.
PaulieXP 16
ha... Dr House doing what he does best.
SleepWalken 5
Was it lupus? 0_o
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
It's never lupus.
FMLbutYDI 17
Ydi for believing him. Do the worm? You fell for that?
WhiteCrimson 23
Lol....funny doctors... Very awesome how doctors can mess with your head
Cazz91 21
Tell him to lay off from taking his wives Midol if he is going to act like a bitch to you during a physical.
Merylwen 24
People will do about anything a guy in a white coat tells them to do.
Frenchtony 17
*Milgram's experiment"
annoy_me 9
Hate to break it to you, but you can be almost sure that person is NOT a real doctor, maybe google that mofo.. lol good job tho.
Larry01_fml 19
I must be the only one that thought this was hilarious.
angelitared 27
Lmao this is a favorite!!