Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML
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Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
What an asshole of a doctor if you ask me!
FailBear920 19
You should have told him "It ain't easy being cheesy."
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Comments (116)
Grimnirwher9 21
Never mind, I somehow commented on the wrong FML. FML.
TheCutestLizard 28
Believe it or not, I had to do all of those things at MEPS right before I joined the military. They are used to test balance and range of motion.
rs89 20
a gullible patient is indeed a troll doc's dream coming true!
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Sue him for mal practice!
helen_ellexo 22
YDI for being so gullible
kennaem1 11
How could not notice it wasn't the real check up? Has a doctor ever made you do the worm before?
Andicc 19
This made me laugh so hard! Lol :D
Supganosh 2
I can't believe people actually have to pay for check ups. I mean, I know surgery and shit isn't free, but not even check-ups? Damn
vodzman 10
YDI. You should have known as soon as he made you do the worm...Everyone knows that the Macarena is the only medically approved dance
MadisonDerp 16
I hope you never went to that doctor again.. That's really unprofessional, But it made me laugh.