Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
What an asshole of a doctor if you ask me!
FailBear920 19
You should have told him "It ain't easy being cheesy."
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Comments (116)
worldclassrager 41
After the waddling I would have questioned his following instructions...hope you got a discount for having a check up like that...
kt520 7
I feel like it would have been obvious he was messing with you, especially when it came to wiggling on the floor like a worm... Atleast he is entertaining! Most dr's now are almost awkward to see
skyttlz 32
The worm part is kinda funny though.
emiluh 8
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He was ******* witchu ahahaha
UnoriGal 17
Pfft I'd say your doctor has a pretty good sense of humor! Plus it was kind of silly of you to just go along with it, OP. Unless it was inexplicably your very first doctor's appointment, you should've suspected SOMETHING. And if on the off-chance that it was, this is a pretty good way of starting out, no?
softrally 15
Doctors want to have fun too.
Cor1nn4 10
You must have House for a doctor
djbrisvegas 9
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Just lose some weight fatso
Treveyon56 14
Why must some people be completely ignorant? You have no idea if OP is fat and plus who are you to tell someone to loss weight?
djbrisvegas 9
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Who am I? One ripped mofo that's who ;P
Treveyon56 14
Sure you. Idiot.
djbrisvegas 9
Looool trolled. Idiots. Who gets so worked up about some random comment hahaha
Treveyon56 14
Oh don't flatter yourself. You don't have me worked up. I just want to make a point about people as dumb as you. :)
Colorguardlife_t 14
That's hilarious! Why would anyone fall for it though??
JanisEvans 10
Because a bad diet impacts your brain, too.
Omgrukidding 13
Funny. This is the second thing I've seen tonight about someones doctor calling them fat. Are the doc's just getting bored or something?