Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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commafullstop 1
^ That's what he hoped! BA DUM TSH!
Jimboom 12
Now just put your head back and relax.. you won't feel a thing.... unless you want to. ;-)
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Comments (122)
mastercrammer 0
HAHA that explains why he is a dentist then
Purexinsanity 46
I don't think it does?
ilikerainbows 0
That's actually something the dentist can get in trouble for with his Dental Board. They could take his license away for that, it's illegal behavior. You should totally complain to the Board about it.
popoman 0
It's not illegal to have an erection. If he was doing anything inappropriate, then there could be something against the law. I'm going to assume you're a woman, because most men would know that erections often aren't voluntary and just pop up.
crackerjacked 0
HURRAY FOR ILLEGAL ERRECTIONS!!!
kimmiekimmiekong 0
lol getting a boner isn't illegal but I'm sure it's frowned upon and the board wouldn't like it very much but really can't get into legal trouble! dumb ass *in the red foreman voice*
Cecona 0
@10 where did you see that FML?
mastercrammer 0
@ #12, it's not like the dentist did anything about it, right? i mean, he got hard and all but he didn't do anything inappropriate to her. can he still get in trouble for just that?
Lucidium 0
I think 12 had sarcasm in it, but it's to tell.
d101_fml 0
#12 - ilikerainbows- 'illegal behaviour', do you know what you are talking about? Having an erection at your work place is certainly not against the law as long as you don't parade it around. Having gone through med school I am certain that this man knows about Erectile Dysfunctions, something he could well have, or easily prove during any accusation (let alone proving that he was certainly not putting it in his patient's face) Let me guess, you must be American for thinking about moaning and suing before thinking rationally?
tehhotness 0
#5 has it right, its just a beej, and youd get way better care for the rest of your life
bombshell_fml 0
#15-try not to generalize and stereotype. It only shows your ignorance.
paperplanes92 0
pahaaha
d101_fml 0
@ #17, not a generalisation nor a stereotype but a guess based on facts (highest number of court cases per person in the world); just like the way you spell the word "generalisation" with a Z shows that, guessing that you too are American, would be a logical thing to do. Yet I am not stereotyping you, simply using another known fact, this time about the way you spell certain words.
iLIAMMM 0
@15 im american and i wouldnt sue for this so now you just sound stupid stereotyping. please dont assume all americans are the same, it ruined your arguments credibility. and to the op: how did you react? Did you stare at it for the rest of your appointment? xD