Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML
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Today, while at the airport with a cast on my leg, I fell backwards onto my suitcase. My family was too busy to notice my squirming as I tried to get up, so a kind woman awkwardly helped me off the ground. Later on, I found out my dad saw me but thought someone would help me "soon enough." FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML
Today, my parents told me that I'm going on our upcoming family vacation and that's final. I broke both my legs in an accident and have to use a wheelchair. I"m in constant pain and don't want to go anywhere. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, it was a normal day working as a medical receptionist, until I told a wheelchair-bound patient to “take a seat” out of habit. She responded with, “I brought my own!” I have never felt more embarrassed. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
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christa953 12
NICE JOB
FFML_314 12
Bring on the idiots who will say "Karma is a bitch" OP, it's good to be independent, but it's also OK to accept help. Try and accept help, whenever it's necessary. There are a lot of people in this world, not willing to help at all.
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Comments (148)
thegoodlife101 0
did u pop a boneananer in your red laced panties thong?
boredmex01 2
was the assistant at least hot??
taybowden 2
oh damn! you should have just took the assistance;)
MyLifeSucks618 0
this sucks
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Sounds like a great way to meet girls.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"I... had polio."
lajaynay 15
Punny is Funny. :)
munny_fml 7
haha mommy is always right!
saywhaaat_01 0
I'm sure you liked the airline assistant on your lap. ;) haha jk, but YDI for being stubborn.
saragr94 2
haha well done!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Just think, OP. If you hadn't broken your leg, this never would have happened. It also wouldn't have happened if you didn't have a lap for the employee to fall into. Furthermore, if you didn't have a mother, none of this would have occured. Ya know? I'll post this anyway, but I prefer my old format. It rolls off the tongue (keyboard?!) a little better. This feels too prosaic, pretentious even. Bah.
FFML_314 12
I know right? He thinks he's being sneaky, but we all know his intentions! DunDunDun! Should we get him?
FFML_314 12
That's why we must get him. He would make the perfect addition to our shrine, no?