By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0

dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?

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statedabyss 8

You should have paid you fuckstick. Any good boyfriend would have.

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RenegadeRDW 8

This is a prime example of women thinking there top shit. You want equal rights? You don't deserve it. Guys are supposed to pay for you, hold the door open, and bow down to you. And you expect to be treated like a guy ?! Get the **** out of here. Contribute to the relationship and get over yourselfs. Pussy doesn't automatically mean youre better.

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sammyjo06 14

Yeah, because women do stuff like this all the time, and guys never do this. Please. Get over yourself. Just because you were wronged by a woman (or maybe have never had a gf?) doesn't mean that you get to act like all women are bitches and that's why you aren't getting any. The way she acted was low for anyone of any gender. I don't treat anyone this way, and neither should anyone else. I don't expect any guy to pay for me all the time or "bow down" to me, nor do I think I'm better because of my genitals. Comments like yours are just as bad as any feminazis screaming in your face about sexism, though. The hatred from both sides has to stop. Choose the people you hang out with and date wisely. Stop saying "all" people of a particular group (especially when you're talking about 51% of the population) are a certain way. It's all any of us can do.

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janeyboo07 11

I swear if my man ever made me pay....

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Kris1520 14

wtf why should he have to pay. good riddance.

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DG25_fml 5

And then they want equality between gender...

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TallMist 32

Why does the guy always have to pay? Why can't the woman pay for once? Why can't the woman be the one to treat the guy? Also, it's ******* Subway. That food isn't expensive. Seriously, even if you're stuck thinking "The guy should pay for everything", that's still REALLY cheap. Surely you can shell out one or two dollars. And before you call me a sexist guy, I'm actually a woman that believes in EQUALITY, not women superiority. How are women to achieve full equality if women refuse to spend just as much money on their guys as the guys spends on the women? Just my two cents. Down vote me if you will, but I believe, on the first few dates, the bill SHOULD be split equally, so the guy isn't out of cash and the woman gets a free meal and dashes away, which appears to happen a lot. Women are not the slaves of men, but men aren't the slaves of women either.

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MysticPizza 15

Jared Fogle is paying for it now.

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KrazyKatz333 15

Did the OP clarify their gender? Those people saying guys always have to pay for everything what's supposed to happen in a female relationship? Also why would the guy have to pay? It could be that he is out of work and his girlfriend is the one with the money. She could have said it was her treat. He could have paid last time. I hate people saying the guy has to pay. If I eat the food I would like to pay for it.

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