Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML
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Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, after I bought front-row tickets thanks to six months of saving, it was finally showtime. The person in front of me turned out to be really, really tall and wore a cowboy hat the entire show. Every photo I took looks like I paid $300 to watch the back of a hat. FML
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chrissy888 0
Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??
djtelekinesis 0
The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.
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Comments (98)
swantonboy96 0
Dats wat u get 4 going to a john meyer concert!
anela_fml 0
ok WTF were you peeing in a cup for
xXPaigerzXx 0
wow :| id flip em off and cuss them out i went to a we the kings concert and i stepped on someones hand and spilt someones drink so awkward the rest of the crowd was staring at me some snotty girls were talking about me and i was about to grab someones hair and punch em in the nose
brookicookie 0
John Mayer<3 that same thing happened to me cause I was feeling really sick so I sat down and a super tall guy was sitting in from of me at his ad concert
ohwowee 0
why the boy second under me got his shirt off like his body is the shit?!!! seriously fml for that horrible image lmfao
ohwowee 0
I mean second on the top lol
House_1990 0
You deserved it for listening to shitty music.
KingAdrock 16
YDI for being a GUY and liking John Mayer. Your man license is now officially revoked.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
John Mayer just needs to quit singing and start playing guitar in some no-name blues band. Then he might actually make some palatable music. Oh, and OP, you have witnessed a very simple principle in action. It's called "I'm bigger than you and I'll do what I like, so deal with it."
WartSnack 0
This is why you shouldn't listen to John Mayer. Lol ;)