Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there...

By edot - 16/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML

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By jackgrant - 07/12/2011 01:01 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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chrissy888 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:17

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

djtelekinesis 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:32

The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

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saladgirl123 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:37

yea gay u deserved it for wanting to c him n being a guy fagass

Postlude 1

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:00

Being 5'2", I have to be up front or I won't see. Now you know how short people feel! (And you might be more considerate of who you stand in front of in the future!) Good thing I'm a photographer and can usually get a photo pass. ;)

wut_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:21

I'm 5'3", had first section seats to my favorite band, and of the few people standing between me and the stage, there were 3 guys over 6'4" standing directly in front of me. I saw nothing that entire concert. So OP, now you know how most people standing behind you feel. Sometimes I wish they'd let us shorties have the front seats so we don't pay $200 to see the back of someone's head all night.

time4coffee 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 12:47

No sympathy from me, !m 5'2" as well. You got blocked at one concert- that's nothing. Spend you're whole life like that

bk_chick13 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 16:21

that is disgusting I really wanna know why the pissed in a cup

Person1233 12

Saturday 16 January 2010 16:33

Damn everyone commenting here is so short...

nftgr09 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 19:20

lol not me!

kiwicutie_101 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 16:46

I don't get the pissed in a cup part.

awesome576 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 17:12

ewwwww sick ugh gross

hate_my_life29 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 17:35

ydi for going to see john mayer

jkjackson1990 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 17:37

umm yea when i am at a concert and someone is bugging or blocking me since i am 5'0", I MOVE. OP IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH COMMON SENSE TO MOVE, YOU DESERVED TO HAVE PISS SPILLED ON YOU!!!!!!

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 17:51

YDI for going to see that manwhore John Mayer. Did you get a chub watching him? Those other guys must have been very comfortable to whip it out and piss in a cup at a John Mayer concert.