Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there...

By edot - 16/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML

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By jackgrant - 07/12/2011 01:01 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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chrissy888 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:17

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

djtelekinesis 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:32

The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

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blackblasphemy 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:12

I'm so sorry. Real FYL. guys, John Mayer plays awesome guitar.

NeonWar__ 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:34

wow. shit one. Im tall for a girl and any time I go to a concert, or even the cinema someone taller always seems to get in front of me! but the piss? wow that is jyst awful! and shit 1 for them - they're so feckin tall they can't get through doorways! lol

armada_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 12:02

If these men pissed in cups, I'm assuming they were drunk? If not, FYL for being in the presence of two complete idiots.

Microbiologist 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:59

You have never been to a festival have you! Lol, people piss in cups all the time. That's where the mantra "it's just warm beer" comes from.

armada_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 12:05

Edit: I reread it, and let me correct myself. THREE complete idiots. Even worse.

random_orange 1

Saturday 16 January 2010 12:38

Okay, you know who I really feel sorry for? The person behind you, that stands at normal hight and is behind 4 tall guys and the smell of piss. Great concert.

CYNNER 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 12:49

John mayer. wow... nothing better than watching a stoner wannabe play guitar. not.

jimbobio 1

Saturday 16 January 2010 13:06

Tall people should stand at the back, I can never see the damn stage. 6'2" and you're probably blocking it for everyone behind you you selfish git.

Monstrous 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 13:30

You think you're tall cus you're 6"2? Wtf. Thats average where i come from =D Australia !

Apocalyptus 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:05

Haha maybe it is in the Netherlands or something, but definitely not Australia.

Crysta_fml 3

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:11

YDI for going to see THAT concert. SRSLY though... so you're alittle taller than adverage... at concerts tall people stand infront of people who are not as tall. it happens. also at concerts you get alot of selfish Fks... If you are standing infront of people smaller than you, don't expect different treatment, or face the karma wrath for double standards!!!!! also... they proberly REALLY needed a pee ^^

perdix 29

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:33

A 6'2" (189 cm) and 3 6'6" (198 cm) guys and no mention of female dates at a John Mayer concert? Sounds like Ticketmaster formed a Tall Gay Guy section. Maybe you should have asked the guys in front of you to bend over -- you'd have had a great view and a choice of 3 places to warm your weiner.