Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I tried to sneak a burrito into a movie theater by hiding it in my jacket. Halfway through the trailers, the foil popped loudly, and the burrito slid out and rolled down the sloped aisle like a tiny log. The theater lights were still on, people turned to watch, so I pretended it wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
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fyourlife33 0
you couldn't wait until he asked like a normal person? and im surprised noone claimed first on these last ones that were posted... there is hope for fml
stephanietong 0
Aww ): the movie popcorn goodness D:
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hi_from_HI 0
That's too bad.... But how was Half Blood Prince???!!!
invisibl3freddy 0
That wouldn't have happened if you had a Cup-a-Stuff. O_o By the way, Half Blood Prince? I went to the midnight premiere. Epic.
ithedarkknight 0
OMG i just came from the movies today too... i took my lil bros to see harry potter... spent over 20 something bucks for drinks pizza and freakin candy... i had my lil bros secure the seats while i got the food this bitch at the ticket stand for me to go back into the movie after seeing me just a few minutes ago askin me for my ticket with this big tray of food and shit in my hand im like wtf you just saw me in my head... so i just put all my shit right on her freakin desk while i look for my tickets.... and she gave me a snobby look... i wish she would of said something...
Shyman4ever 0
You're the clumsiest piece of shit I've ever seen'
eatmydust 0
don't alot of theaters have free refills? or is that just mine...
capricaz 0
Did you see Harry Potter? They were checking our tickets too :D. I loved the movie so fn much!
MrIrish20 1
YDI, why would they check it if you had THAT much food, at that point they made so much money off you from the food alone it wouldn't even matter if you were theater jumping. You definitely deserved it.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Dude, I will love you forever and ever if you went to see the Harry Potter movie!
SAMHAlN 0
omfg that sucks that happened to be but instead of spilling it on the floor I spilled it on my 3 year old second cousin. so it was kinda funny.
88sforlife 0
Yeah