Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I tried to sneak a burrito into a movie theater by hiding it in my jacket. Halfway through the trailers, the foil popped loudly, and the burrito slid out and rolled down the sloped aisle like a tiny log. The theater lights were still on, people turned to watch, so I pretended it wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
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fyourlife33 0
you couldn't wait until he asked like a normal person? and im surprised noone claimed first on these last ones that were posted... there is hope for fml
stephanietong 0
Aww ): the movie popcorn goodness D:
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joshwa 0
LOL suckaa he probably saw you come in the first time and then leave again
rosstandet 0
haha i hope that wasnt me! Doubt it becuase I tried to tell everyone that i didnt give a shit if they had their ticket haha
Manic_Depressive 0
HAHA! Dumbass you should have waited until he asked for the ticket!!! YDI!
AAAAHHHH12 2
A new diet! Spill the food all over the place and consume only a little of it, genius! :p But I'll give you it was a good idea thinking ahead of time, but that sucks you lost your food. FYL.
Person1233 13
Were you raped? Did someone take $30000 from you? Did a plane land on you?!? Your life isnt ****** because you spilled some food :/ It still sucks though.
Dalarsco 0
You clearly don't understand the point of this site, asshole. I don't get why this is overwhelmingly YDI. She was going to a popular movie and assumed the security guy would want to check her ticket, so she prepared to show it to avoid wasting time. She clearly wasn't comfortable sneaking food in (I assume some people care more about lame rules like that than most of us do) and so bought food there. How did she do anything at all to deserve it?
Subjectzero 0
you don't keep your ticket in your hand while you're out of the theater? I would have.
painislife 2
Harry potter???
ForestFire0 1
Oh, boo-hoo. You spilled $15 of crappy popcorn and fake butter.
greenltrn2003 0
They get paid for it though. If they start complainin cuz they have to clean up something then maybe they shouldnt work there. On the application you must agree to some janitorial work so. Its hardly F the theater employee's life
IronysMe 0
YDI for buying that food--soda is cyanide for the insides, and the popcorn "butter" will pretty much kill you via heart attack, high cholesterol, etc....take your pick--and p.s. it's like $5 for a small drink, aka syrup and sparkling water. Anyway, i used to work at a theater..we appreciate your attempt to be prepared. lol.
invisibl3freddy 0
Oh, I understand. She deserved to have all of her money wasted because she bought popcorn with--*GASP*-- BUTTER on it!! Oh, dear, anyone who buys movie food deserves to drop all of their food on the floor of a theater and possibly be late for the movie. How about a glass of STFU, judgmental bastards. You've never taken a sip of a carbonated beverage before? Never eaten anything with butter on it?