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By Finding Kemo - 16/04/2016 19:12 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to school with a bad haircut. I got about 50 cancer jokes so far. FML

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By nohair - 24/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 00:00

Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 04:00

Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 00:01

Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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Burkiie45 10

Sunday 17 April 2016 16:23

It could be worse. Like you could actually have cancer

SOILEDIT 51

Sunday 17 April 2016 16:23

What breed of assholes go to your school?! Nice name, by the way.

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HitmanKillsYou 13

Sunday 17 April 2016 21:10

where do you live that has school on sunday? the hell? lol

andrmac 25

Sunday 17 April 2016 21:39

They didn't they wrote it on Friday. It went though the moderation process and finally goes to admin to proof read and reword parts if from another country for you to see here.

NYGiants1925 22

Sunday 17 April 2016 22:13

Are these coming from your friends or random people? If it's your friends that's fine, otherwise that's pretty ****** up.

TisButAScratch 10

Sunday 17 April 2016 22:23

What kind of sick bastards do you go to school with

holly_fly 34

Sunday 17 April 2016 23:00

The username XD but really OP, just go get it fixed, if you haven't already...

kowsee 22

Sunday 17 April 2016 23:32

Thank goodness hair grows back!

waleedma 18

Monday 18 April 2016 0:45

Cancer jokes? What insensitive pricks are at school with you?

HerWrongHole247 18

Monday 18 April 2016 2:22

You got the cancer cut.

AdamFarrell 9

Monday 18 April 2016 4:42

hey when I shaved my head I got Charles Manson and skinhead. cancer seems like a compliment.

embracingsilence 15

Monday 18 April 2016 9:17

Who the **** jokes about having cancer

XPAK_Sam 1

Monday 18 April 2016 9:46

What a cancer people

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