Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
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Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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Skoff_fml 27
This is why you should not drink excessively, especially in front of people you are trying to impress. You can't control your drinking behaviour but you can control you drinking. Poor fiance, and poor people who had an idiot at their wedding.
DMA0712 22
First impressions always count.
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Comments (112)
MRSwick2525 23
Time to learn how to hold your liquor OP. Or just keep your drinking to a minimum when you are people you just have met. Keep it classy OP!!!!!
mermaidkeels 26
Hopefully you're going to invite your fiancé'a extended family to your wedding and be able to give them a better impression :)
keiNan_fml 35
Poor guy.
niphredil12 8
Is there any way this is not your own fault
Mynamewontfi 40
Know your limit with alcohol and don't exceed it if you don't want to embarras yourself.
squeekstir 10
This is more of an FML for his family for having a drunken idiot crash their wedding... YDI...
RainCl0ud 22
Just be glad they found out your true self sooner rather than later. YDI
Oktopussy 13
- "Only god can judge me" God : - "You're a *****"
hehe1996 15
That's a bit embarrassing OP but maybe they thought it was funny
xMKCx 4
First impressions are so important. It's going to be really hard to reverse that damage.