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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By Judiee - 28/02/2009 10:52 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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nikkibeez 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:03

that'll make you insecure.

yazmi_09 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:05

lol well at least he doesnt think you're that fat

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ghbetuehe 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 20:46

Unfortunately, children are known to not hold back on the truth :/ So maybe, this is just a guess, you are fat? And if you thumbs this down, it just shows you think being fat is horrible. Well, it's not. Just exercise more and eat less. Problem solved!

Domo_Arigato7 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 23:12

thumbs up!

dt520 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 21:25

ah kids, the only ones unaffected by the feel good pc movement

willielikesmonke 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 10:15

that's adorable but don't try to cover a twig in diamonds no matter how many diamonds you put the twig will just snap! now if you got the whole dang tree that's another story!

mustardcat 1

Sunday 9 January 2011 13:32

girls are always competition to girls

persimmon 0

Monday 10 January 2011 6:10

well.. you must be fat then

foolishgirl 0

Monday 10 January 2011 7:17

well.....then u know what time it is!

honeybunches88 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 18:49

Just be glad she didn't say, "She's a lot skinner than you said she was!" At least you know your boyfriend doesn't think of you as fat.

irokyoursox 6

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:52

you're fat. why is that surprising for you to hear

adorableash 0

Friday 13 May 2011 6:01

bahahaha! don't take this wrong...more cushion for the pushing! XD

JessicaKitty 0

Friday 19 August 2011 9:12

Two words: Dump Him.

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