Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I realized that I'm on the top of not having my drivers license/ state ID (I was submitting my taxes and needed it) I also threw away my brand new passport because I thought it was trash in my boyfriends car. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I didn't get my driver's license, even though I didn't make any mistakes because my examiner said it was only my first time taking the exam, so it wouldn't matter if I failed. Now I have to pay another €240 for a second exam. FML
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philipino 24
So pretty much right now you are just destined to fail?
lmaoatall 6
Excuse me if I'm wrong, but isn't a drivers license and a regular id considered to be a state license? To obtain either you'll still need the same info. Atleast in my state it's so.
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RokNRoll11 9
This is what you call a... F***ING LOUSY AND JACKED UP CYCLE
anie01 5
False. *I* can get a copy of your birth certificate. They're public record. I can even get it with the original seal and everything for about $15. Google that shit.
Okayitwasme 0
No you don't needs birth certificate! Do you have any bills in your name? Which have your address? Do you deal at a specific bank where tellers know you? They should be able to sign an affidavit. Notery of your signature! Proof of school records and school year books that have your picture with your name?
ClussmyLilFreak 9
lololol ok that was hilarious
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
Holy crap! I got trapped in this exact same loop after my parents lost my documents. It took me over a year to finally get a social security card and id. It took my brother two years. You must find alternative documents: club memberships, yearbooks, anything you can scrape together. Good lick.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Sorry, bro, but if you wanna drive and not be paranoid without a drivers license, that ***** worth it.
thamack408 11
infinite loop lololololol
jellybean5678 8
Your mom can get you a birth certificate.
carlosantana0219 2
My wife is in the same situation. We got married a month and a half ago. With that she want to change her legal name, which required you going to the social security administration. The social security administration required your drivers license to be updated with your married name first. The DMV requires a birth certificate, which she lost between one of her last two moves and it take three weeks to get it back from the state once the receive you application for a copy.
abbiecanflyy 0
This actually happened to someone that I know. It is a pain in the ass.