Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I realized that I'm on the top of not having my drivers license/ state ID (I was submitting my taxes and needed it) I also threw away my brand new passport because I thought it was trash in my boyfriends car. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I didn't get my driver's license, even though I didn't make any mistakes because my examiner said it was only my first time taking the exam, so it wouldn't matter if I failed. Now I have to pay another €240 for a second exam. FML
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Top comments
philipino 24
So pretty much right now you are just destined to fail?
lmaoatall 6
Excuse me if I'm wrong, but isn't a drivers license and a regular id considered to be a state license? To obtain either you'll still need the same info. Atleast in my state it's so.
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traviemojo 0
You need an I.D to get a social security card
sanchezjesus368 7
Couldn't you ask your parents to get your birth certificate? Also can't you show like a student ID to the passport/driverlicense people for identification?(sorry my English is bad its my third language)
traviemojo 0
It's just as good as most of Americans
white16sox 19
That was nearly perfect grammar. A missed space between two words and a missed comma from what I can see.
kleopath 11
No. Student IDs will not work. They need to be state issued or they will not be accepted
notixxdub 0
theirs an app for that
carlosantana0219 2
For my iPhone?
every1luvsboners 11
It's called the department of vital records, every state has one. They can mail you your birth certificate for a small fee.
jaredofmo 22
Damn. Can't your social security number do anything?
princess151617 4
Lmao I'm sorry.
carly62535 0
Hey whant to have sex
Urpointis 1
welcome to the world of government
structuredchaoz 4
All you need is a social security card to get your birth record copy. I just did it. If you don't have that. Your effed.
conholio33 28
Why not try getting a state I.D that should work in helping u get a copy of ur birth certificate