Intimacy: Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were...

By Lebac - 14/04/2015 08:33 - United States - Burlington

Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML

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By oneloveliz - 17/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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On a loop

By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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Caught

By Kiki - 28/04/2021 08:03 - Belgium

Today, I was home alone while my family was on a trip for 3 days at the beach. I walked around naked and did stuff, thinking they wouldn't know. After a whole evening of doing stuff like that, I noticed a camera. They were filming it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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Bad omen

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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invadermaythe1st 35

Tuesday 14 April 2015 20:07

#31 the comments were posted at the exact same time.

thrifting 18

Tuesday 14 April 2015 18:27

So you could say he was choking the chicken, eh?

Comments

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 14 April 2015 18:57

Nice that he let you know. Maybe he did that on purpose?

xxlinneamxx 17

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:14

Guess you've seen a whole other side to your neighbor now.

cameron18519 10

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:25

Need some bleach for your eyes?

MattStro 23

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:30

Well that's only extremely awkward.

apitrix 24

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:33

Sounds like dialogue to a porno lol, did you go with it?

russfml 31

Wednesday 15 April 2015 8:16

What kind of **** do you watch? Lol

wakemeupplease 21

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:41

eye bleach please!!!

DestinysChampion 17

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:45

that's your reward for peeping.

snuffyTHEbear 23

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:45

Sounds like you need some eye bleach.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:47

Just feed the chickens. Your neighbor's hands are full.

Fr0gs 15

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:48

You?

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Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

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