Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the fine is too small to contest in traffic court. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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Top comments
suaveneanderthal 0
It's called learning from your mistakes.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Are you sure it's not the same ticket? If you're stupid enough to commit the same offence twice, then you're stupid enough to have forgotten to take the parking ticket off your windshield.
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Comments (44)
FoundManyLemons 0
How can anyone be this bad at parking?
pizzazombie 0
ydi
Frank155 5
Lol, you failed dude, YDI
starlitgrl 0
wow u are such a genius, I say that u really fail at life. YDI
xxreikoxx 31
Haha, only in RI! I love my state because we're known for having the cops doing the stupidest things - yes, this includes rewriting parking tickets. Being born and raised in RI, I'm used to it all...it's nothing new here, sometimes they just slap on tickets if they THINK they're holding a grudge on you. C'mon, people...it's everywhere, not just in Little Rhody! =D
fuckyourlife99 0
I bet your a cute girl, I'd hit that, personalitys a turn on ;)
manstie 1
Lolwut?
xxreikoxx 31
If you're not from RI, then you wouldn't understand. Don't hurt yourself from trying to think too hard when you can't spell any better than a first-grader.
fuckyourlife99 0
Massachusetts is worse, cops search you If your arm twiches, they immediately think your hiding drugs
popemichael 9
YDI. Have you ever heard of parking properly?
FerrariCake 2
"Breakin rocks in the hot sun... I fought the law and the law won"
TheRealEllieSan 9
That's a terrible song. Why would you ever, ever, quote it?
mlipro 0
Learn how to ******* park right you ******* moron
pennylane1023 0
why dont you try parking in a parking space?