Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML
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ijrnelson 0
What you got to lose! ;)
idontcare8l 3
His anul virginity
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yhupp_FML 0
some 1 was prettii keen 4 a 3sum =P
Emriss 0
People, details. The tag next to the username of OP says '(man)'.
Emriss 0
Also (damn you, edit timer), it's weird that so many people assume the term 'guy friend' means OP is a chick. It's implying that you only have friends the same sex as you; that's the only reason I can think of you'd have no need to define what they are. Can none of you have close female friends without your penis accidentally falling into them or something?
timeoffire45 8
actually, the OP is classified as a man. Still, I find this both hilarious (because it's late for me) and kinda distrubing... unwanted sexual advances from anyone--no matter what gender or sexuality you are--are not fun. But hell, if you wanna go for it, go for it: it's not like it's wrong or anything, it just might not be what you're into.
timeoffire45 8
Can I take a moment to comment about how disproportionate the attitudes are depending on if people think the OP is a guy or a girl? Seriously. What's the difference? It's still the same concept: a threesome. There's going to be something "gay" going on SOMEwhere in there; and yes, two girls kissing is classified as "gay." So open your minds a little, PLEASE.
schoolfml 0
#106.. two girls kissing is only considered gay if they are ugly.. if they are hot its called sexy. expecially if you (if your a guy) are in the middle.
minenotyours 0
I smell a threesome! lmfao
bloodmonk115 3
fail? hmmm...
Whiterabbitm1 0
why are you complaining? 3 sones are great!
Giorgio272 2
damn baby she just wanted some 3 way to happen. just learn to embrace it. eat the pussy baby I am sure you will like it. lick yo fingers up food and play with yourself. yeah let gio take over baby. mm hmm. in otherwords. stop being a bitch and **** em both already.