Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
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OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
that makes me want to die.
siphorsoul 0
that's disturbing
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Comments (178)
HEDless 0
the same thing happened to my friend... but it was a chopped up slug that was in her bk drink....
c00lsk8erboi 7
how the **** did a cockroach end up in ur drink?
weavermycutecat 0
i just gagged
PandaBear492 0
That is ******* gross. I hope you complained.
SoaringKiwi 0
Umm, how did it fit through the straw????? I call BS.
Bathory_fml 0
Just because you use a straw doesn't mean everyone does...
Suchafukkinlady2 0
Your comment : Thats freakin disgusting yo!!!
terranada 3
that happened to me once with a fly....FYL OP...:(
tifa_14 0
that must have been a really small roach.
callmesillyxxx 1
ewwwwwww
laxitup41 0
how do you end up doing that.