Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
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OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
that makes me want to die.
siphorsoul 0
that's disturbing
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Comments (178)
hml1357 0
that..... is so....NASTY
RubieTuesdayT 0
besides everybody else being right, what about the simple fact that a cockroach wouldnt fit through a straw..
NewNewXOMuah 0
Thts so disgusting :X >__< YUCK !
Vocal1 0
i just had one of those little girl freak outs... ew ew ew ew ew!
gawjaxo 7
I vomited in my mouth.
awesomesauce924 3
EWWWWWW!!!! I JUST DIED A LITTLE INSIDE, THATS SO GROSS!!!!... did it taste good???(((:
lollovelife0304 3
How can you fall asleep at Burger King??
KandyK16 17
well....no more Burger King
Si123 33
That is just gross!
piinkpolkadots3 4
I would die