Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
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OhHerrrooo 0
any man who would accept a phone call from their wife is obviously not trying to hide anything- therefore, probably always wears his ring- therefore, YDI for not doing a ring check
Sygonus 0
Meh. I think that often one person considers it "flirting" while the other person is just trying to be sociable. It could be only the OP thought they were "really hitting it off" while the dude just thought he was being friendly.
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Comments (73)
youreanidiot 0
No you fail, if she wasn't thinking of it as a date then this wouldn't have been posted as an FML. Still not an FML though
protwtf 0
YDI for not putting out before his wife called.
Polionixon 2
I AGREE!
brfan1337 22
These FML's that get approved lately really are making me think this is why there should be a "so what" button. This FML is more like, "Today I found out that my attractive coworker is not single after flirting with him." Flirting and going to a social event with another woman may not be considered cheating for his wife. So you can't have a guy you thought was attractive. Get off the internet, and try again with a single guy. Not an FML, it probably happens all the time.
ragsy 7
Since he doesn't bring the wife to social events and he was flirting with you, go for it!
smartypants9 15
Do you AGREE with breaking up marriages with cheating? Because that's what it sounds like.
gothic_cat_lady 0
yup, totally her fault the guy cheats on his wife. oh, men and their never ending douchebaggery.
apple500 0
wow.. what an asshole!
captainbj2 0
why was he an asshole...he was being straight up.
protwtf 0
@#23-You my friend are an idiot. "If he gets to finish like me...." LOL, and your most impressive masterpiece "Ok just ok wheres my i feel ya bro button" You sound like such a moron, I can't determine if you're just a little kid, or simply to dumb to realize how utterly stupid you sound.
Sygonus 0
Meh. I think that often one person considers it "flirting" while the other person is just trying to be sociable. It could be only the OP thought they were "really hitting it off" while the dude just thought he was being friendly.
cheetahboo2010 5
If you "went with him" was it a date? If so, FYL. Otherwise, like everyone else said, YDI for not looking to see if he had a ring.