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By kirsty - 08/04/2012 17:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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It's Thursday!

By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

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Get on with it

By HURRY IT UP - 05/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML

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We live in a society!

By hungry n hypoglycemic - 06/01/2021 17:01

Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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By okay - 22/07/2015 04:58 - United States - Woodstock

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

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Get back here!

By matte - 30/03/2009 12:16 - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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goldfishgod 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:14

That sounds like an episode of Spongebob.

esu 5

Monday 9 April 2012 0:14

Maybe he needed it more than you did

Comments

Nevereverland 8

Monday 9 April 2012 0:22

"No good deed goes unpunished."

Helenarth 6

Monday 9 April 2012 1:03

I love you.

Nevereverland 8

Monday 9 April 2012 4:21

You're beautiful.

Krysk_fml 0

Monday 9 April 2012 4:40

Why the hell does 34's comment have 8 thumbs up?

DocBastard 38

Monday 9 April 2012 4:49

Because 8 other people agree that Helenarth loves Nevereverland's trite comment.

M_Rainbow 7

Monday 9 April 2012 18:09

If I were you I would be worrying why I have 8 thumbs down.I'm actually thinking about giving you a ninth one.

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 9 April 2012 0:23

Your politeness cost you a free delicious sandwich. I applaud your manners but now you see why people make the ones behind them wait

downtime 12

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:21

14, I don't think people make others wait because theres a slight chance somewhere that they are going to win a free lunch out of it, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

fuzzbuck1 4

Monday 9 April 2012 0:24

First world problems

immaMonsta 8

Monday 9 April 2012 0:26

Ah, oh well. Maybe you'll be their 1000th customer.

LO388 7

Monday 9 April 2012 1:43

Yeah just let the next 899 people go in front of you also.

chick92282 15

Monday 9 April 2012 0:29

If you have a roof over your head and food in your fridge (or to-go bag) then life can't be THAT bad. Enjoy the warm fuzzies from giving something to someone else, albeit unknowingly, and go on about your day.

Cuselaxer22 0

Monday 9 April 2012 0:33

A classic FML. Just be thankful the prize wasn't something more valuable.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 9 April 2012 1:16

Kind of selfish.

Cuselaxer22 0

Monday 9 April 2012 1:29

Well then OP is being selfish complaining about it.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 9 April 2012 3:03

Indeed.

zombicidal 11

Monday 9 April 2012 0:42

your lunch couldn't have been more than ten dollars its not that big of a deal but I can see how you might feel cheated

perdix 29

Monday 9 April 2012 0:44

You go to New Delhi, you get curry, case closed!

Dallasluver19 14

Monday 9 April 2012 0:45

I guess it just wasn't meant to be...

TheFamilyElf 17

Monday 9 April 2012 0:47

I feel like if I was in this situation I'd just burst out laughing. Stuff like that happens to me all the time. I also think it'd be more awkward for the guy that you let pass; if I were him I'd feel sorta bad.